He didn't like the casserole<br>
And he didn't like my cake, <br>
He said my biscuits were too hard, <br>
Not like his mother used to make. <br>
I didn't park the coffee right,<br>
He didn't like the stew,<br> 
I didn't mend his socks the way his mother used to do. <br>
I pondered for an answer, <br>
I was looking for a clue. <br>
I turned round and smacked the shit out of him.... <br>
Like his mother used to do.<br>